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Post by randie on Nov 15, 2010 17:17:59 GMT -8
got a enrolled to a English class. I passed with flying colors but had to let my poor buddy jahed fail. Seems he was more interested in the boys...
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Post by Wormopolis on Nov 18, 2010 21:15:40 GMT -8
And the way they seemed to stir up feelings of such hunger within him. Their arms full of such delicious meat. their intestines, long and stringy and juicy. their brains.. rubbery and salty, and full of such innocent ideals that a bag of doritoes will no longer satisfy the craving.
as he stood there salivating, he was touched on the shoulder by...
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Post by Jua on Nov 20, 2010 22:21:32 GMT -8
Randie's mom wanting some more of jah.... AND AFTER....
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Post by randie on Nov 21, 2010 20:24:13 GMT -8
...That ja was sucksexful. He really made ma happy! Ma Said thanks from the hollows of hell.  Wormo began... |
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Post by Jua on Nov 22, 2010 14:05:36 GMT -8
asking tips from Jah on how to get Randie's mom. I said it was easy, all you had to do is ask. Wormo was excited and!
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Post by Wormopolis on Nov 22, 2010 20:48:24 GMT -8
he began to purposefully steer the conversation away from the virtues of motherhood by pondering the mysteries of the starnge fascination teenage girls have with twilight books. It comforted him by knowing that if vampires and werewolves were real, they would just EAT these teenagers and be done with the whole thing. the bones would crunch in razor sharp teeth and imitation prada bags soiled with blood would fall to the ground.
and as Wormo began to laugh at such a notion he was startle dby a sound from behind him. the sharp snap of a twig. the heavy breath of something monstrous. Wormo spun around in in the darkness say 2 yellow eyes glowing and glaring at him. the being stepped into the moonlight.. it was..
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Post by Jua on Nov 22, 2010 22:08:06 GMT -8
Randie, and then Wormo began to...
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Post by Wormopolis on Nov 28, 2010 11:22:54 GMT -8
formulate a plan to have the were-randie violently maul jah. thoughts of tricking jah into sitting on a chair covered in peanut butter (were-randies are particularly attracted to peanut butter) began to take shape. The downside is, that on a full moon, jah would become a were-randie himself. then there would be 2 to contend with, and were-randies cannot be slayed by a silver bullet. were-randies can only be dispatched by the unpolished fingernails of a New Jersey virgin.
good luck finding one of those.
so a contigency plan had to be put in place. if only...
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Post by Nightwalker on Nov 30, 2010 18:10:49 GMT -8
You could find an Old Jersey virgin.....
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Post by Jua on Dec 6, 2010 20:10:53 GMT -8
There was a New Jersey Virgin, it was Wormo's Mother.....
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Post by Nightwalker on Dec 11, 2010 18:01:05 GMT -8
Then we realized that that couldn't be possible so we knew Nightwalker was right.
After we lynched Jah we...
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Post by randie on Dec 12, 2010 19:59:33 GMT -8
Then we realized that that couldn't be possible so we knew Nightwalker was right. After we lynched Jah we... Prayed like Rednecks and partied the night away! WAIT! Jah aint't dead....  |
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Post by Wormopolis on Dec 12, 2010 22:02:29 GMT -8
And we were wrong to assume his death would be the end of him. with his neck broken and his tongue rolling out of his mouth, he raised his arms and slowly lumbered after us. Jah was now one of the undead masses. We had stumbled into yet another sequal to the "living dead" movies. This did not bode well. Jah groaned out a single word.. brrrraaaiiinnsssss. We attempted to run but were met with a small army of rotting corpses. Jah's untimely demise had sparked the revolution. The flesh was falling off their bones, and they had one common purpose. to eat us.
if only we had a ...
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Post by randie on Dec 13, 2010 16:50:19 GMT -8
a goat. Goats are cool. They eat grass, provide milk and stink. Kinda like jahha's mama! ;D If I were a girl I'd... |
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Post by Jua on Dec 16, 2010 18:21:17 GMT -8
Randie would find all the guys he dreams of at night. Jah lolz at him, and then..
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